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Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
10:19 pm - q
I remember the old entry I made. The one about making an autobiography consisting of purely comic book like animations with frikkin.. frikken captions. Like words. I can spice it up like I said, right? Instead of writing about the explosive gas I'm having right now I can write about.. like... the war in the desert. See they're so alike you'd never guess they were the same thing.

Now the story would start something like this; "T'was only a dream, what t'ware dreams m'twade f'twum? T'is le brain of Marie." These cryptic words can only mean one thing; I am your God.

Now relax.


Well I know the question you're thinking of now is as such; "WHAT T'WILL YE DO AS MINE GAWD?!" I will tell thee... nious. I plan to create a giant eye. An eye. In the centre of Markham. Now I know it's odd that our modern day saviour makes their beacon of hope in Markham but indeed do open thine mind to the holiness for fuck sake. The eye will be white in the middle where the pupil should be and yellow fire as the colour. And it will blink. When? When you sin. When you dirty things it blinks and it judges you. REPENT it seems to beckon. And you bet your fucking jockstrap you'll repent anabel. Never thought you'd repent when that sissy Jesus was in rule, eh? Jesus got a new sheriff in town and for the Love of Deuteronomy all y'all gonna piss ye pants. I mean, this is massive pissage anabel.


SO mnay people will be making a urine baby in their pants that there weill be a shotage of toilet paper and adult diapers and you'll all turn to me for guidance. What will I say then i bet you're asking. Need I say anything? The eye blinks and that's all the guidance you sissies need. You know somethings wrong and so you piss a little more and so thus starts the cycle of the flood and the unsleeping eye. More to come as I find a way to build the eye.

SS.. hey. Ss.. hey... ss.. hey.. sss.. hey. CONTINUED.

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Monday, May 16th, 2005
12:26 am - AHHHHHH.
Why not keep this account alive.

Sexual, HEALING.

current mood: procrastination-full-ally

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Saturday, November 13th, 2004
3:08 pm
[witty remark to introduce journal]

[comment about not posting often, followed by reason for or blaming something for not doing so]

[another random witty remark, possibly about school or a teacher there]

[unnecessary use of large words and metaphors to make fun of Anabel]

[sexual comment about Link]
[sexual comment about Link]
[sexual comment about Link]
[sexual comment about Link]

[{image of Link}]
[sexual comment about Link relating to above image]

[closing comment- possibly an inside joke, most likely about Link or a sexual comment about him]

current mood: [rather unnattractive emotion]

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2:32 pm

Life felt weird not putting something like this up.

current mood: sick

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Friday, October 1st, 2004
1:25 pm - =D Protein Synthesis and Burning Urine
Weekends are sweet. But homework done on Sunday night isn't, heh heh. BUT NO SCHOOL TODAY!! Do I have much work? Maybay. Do I feel like doing it now? Nobay. But I suppose being on 13 Habbo accounts simultaneously won't help me much either. SO? I CAN DO WHAT THE FUCK I WANT WHEN THERE'S NO SCHOOL. My mother made me clean my room, haha. So much for doing what I want.

I'm gonna draw. I usually draw when I have a good idea but now it's to put more stuff in our.. sacred folder which isn't very scared considering it's been in a locker with a rotting lotioned egg.

Not a bad week, got some tests and lots of work.. I'm starting to get used to the fact that I won't have much time to myself. Thanks a lot school board for getting rid of OAC, you stupid fuckers! I normally feel this drained around mid-semester. *looks at calendar* Oh what a cruel world. I will be discovering new things this year! What's it's like to be 200% tired instead of the normal 100%.

Here's a little something we all want to forget.

current mood: creative

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Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004
9:11 pm - Bananas in Pyjamas are Witchcraft.
WOO!!! 3 day weekend and I'm SO tired <=(. Livejournal changed... *eyeballs LJ*.. you lookin' GOOD baby.. REAL good. You know whos looking better?


Well, school's going okay, courses are tough, people are nice (I think) and Anabbel's PMS-ing seems alright (although Im afraid to speak my mind and pee wrong).

Reading Peach Girl.. I'm so girly god damnit. I like it! I'm also.. *turns away from Anabbel*.. *whisper*.. I'm also reading one of those 13 part Quizilla stories! *turns and looks at Anabbel, looks away again*.. It has SEX in it!

I'm reading so damned much. I knew I liked reading but I'm doing so much of it I can be accused for serial rape of the english word :| Here:
Lord of the Flies
Chosen Canadian Novel (soon to come)
Peach Girl series
Quizilla Story
Driving Booklet

You see I need help. LOTS OF HELP. Two of those.. no.. three of those on the list I have no choice but to read, that would be the Canadian novel, Lord of the Flies and the driving book.

Zelda tomorrow at Ab's. SO HAPPY about Friday off school :). I aim to defeat the Shadow Temple.. more specifically those tiny green hands *dies of unspeakable fear*. Enjoy the threeday :D!!

current mood: At peace

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Friday, September 17th, 2004
1:37 am - Sad how I only post on weekends.
I can't do it during the week.. So I suppose this seems only appropriate. Oh yeah or I could force Anabel. But I can't trust her to put a bra on right, how am I gonna believe I'll get this done.

Soooooo tired. School's okay. My mind is disintegrating. Sleep in non-existant.

Thinking of harlequin babies and pickled eggs. What a sad, sad being, haahahaha.

Oh yeah, then there's boys and all, sure, I'm thinking of that too. But really, it's a background humming noice, constant- really, it was always there.

WORST thing I said today.. it was necessary though- "My egg is soft enough."

God. GOD.

|____][ ___|\|___ |

current mood: dead

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Thursday, September 9th, 2004
3:13 pm - ---________---""
Oh yeah. School started this week and in my mind- it's been forever. 4 days and I still can't take it. Math is good, Music is sucky, Religion is pointless, English is time consuming, and biology is just plain fucking annoying. I like my courses, okay, but I still think I'm not ready for grade 11. Ms. Chen teaches Bio and she talks so fast I can't understand a single concept. I think this course is gonna give me shit. Especially on the dissecting days. I don't want anyone to cut that pig up, but I can't stop them. I'm certainly not going to do it. ANYWAYS--

ITS DA WEEKEND AND I DONT CARE A FUCK ABOUT SCHOOL!! Though I will do my homework. I don't usually do it but I think I want to get it done. Anabel's b-day party is this saturday but Bria can't come so we're going a different day. I guess I'll go to Ab's house and play Zelda. Maybe.

I'm happy this week is over and I can't wait until Christmas break. But as that time comes, we have a while to wait.. and HALLOWEEN in approaching... :D :D :D :D :D!!!!

VIVA LA WEEKEND!! (*sigh*.. and la heck.)

current mood: thankful

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Sunday, September 5th, 2004
12:19 pm - ADADADAD
Oh Jesus. You know school came JUST IN TIME when you get in a fight with a group of people because you're freaking them out- by dressing as a guy and hitting on guys. LOOK- it was a GOOD IDEA AT A TIME. No, you know what? It's a good idea. A DAMNED GOOD IDEA. And when you're bored, it should be the ONLY THING YOU THINK OF. AND, if I may add, I'm sorry I didn't get any screenshots of it, at the time, I was dying of laughter. Anyways, I get all these messages saying- "You faggot, you're scaring us, stop and leave." or, "Get out of here you crazy faggot."

I answered them all alike.

"You turn me onnnn... you are my.... BEBE!!!" And ab, you know how sometimes I sing when I type things, but the person on the other side would NEVER sing it like me, or even sing it in general? Yeah, I was doing that.

Well, some I didn't answer like that, others were more productive, like, "I'm not moving my fccking ass you son of a bitch," um... "Don't be scared of a fccking homosexual you bitch I'm human too," and uh.. "Fcck you and fcck your family."

Yeah it was uh.. it was the product of 13 years in school. Catholic school.

So anyways, I changed back to a girl on cokemusic and now I'm fine. I plan to do it again sometime though. REAL SOON. But one day- when a guy finally plays into my hit.. I will stop.

current mood: School Sadness

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Friday, September 3rd, 2004
2:20 pm - :D
I like my background, I find it Anabel-annoying.
A new one will come IF I can find one >_o

Go to hell school.

Links hot.

That is all.

current mood: horny

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Tuesday, August 31st, 2004
12:14 pm - Uggghhhhhhh.....

I made my icon so perdy. *sheepish grin*

Im groggy and hungry.

I have ants in my shirt.

Not pants.

What a day.

current mood: complacent

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Tuesday, August 24th, 2004
Link's Awakening: Insane Asylum Version
By alex wooton

Link: [sailing on his boat] "woah! farore is really gassy tonight! i hope my boat doesn't get hit by lightning and crash on an island with a big egg on the top of a mountain and really hot chick that i hope to lay." [gets hit by lightning, crashes on an island with a big egg on the top of a mountain and with a girl he want's to lay.]

Marin: "cool! a dead body! aw, he's alive. oh well, i'll just take him home and stare at his weiner."

::title screen::

Link: [wakes up] "man, this feels like a hangover." [looks at marin, then looks down at her boobs.] "hey cutey."

Marin: "uhh, yeah, hi. hey! why don't you go on a journey!"

Link: "ok!" [looks at her boobs again.]

::walks off, buys a shield, and finds his sword::

Link: "sweet! my kill-stick!"

Owl: "acctually, i think they're called swords."

Link: "AH! TALKING BIRD!" [kills owl]

::walks off, finds key, goes into tail cave, finds the moldorm boss.::

Link: "hey."

Moldorm: "hey."

Link: "are i supposed to kill you now?"

Moldorm: "yeah i guess."

::awkward pause::

Link: "well... ok then." [kills moldorm, gets music-a-ma-bob.]

::finds the dog thing gone, goes over to moblin cave, finds big moblin.::

Big Moblin: "roar! me evil!"

Link: "shut up." [kills him]

::takes the mutt back, goes into bottle grotto, finds the genie boss.::

Genie: "you have 3 wishes. use them wis-"

Link: "i wish zelda was here along with a big comfy bed."

Genie: "oh well, only if i can watch."

::4 hours later::

Link: "ok, now i wish i had a pot roast." [eats]

Genie: "don't you realize, this is your one chance to get off the island safely?"

Link: "now i want some milk."

Genie: "... you're wasting your last wish on milk?"

Link: "not just milk, lon-lon milk!"

Genie: "whatever." [makes milk appear, link drinks it.]

Link: "ok bye." [kills genie]

::goes to the castle, gets leaves and then the key, enters next dungeon, finds slimy eye boss.::

Slime-Eye: "muhahahha!!! you die now!"

Link: "hey jello!!!" [begins to eat]

Slime-Eye: "nooooooo!!! i new my horoscope was bad, but not this bad! aaaaaaaugh!!!"

::trys to get to yarna desert, finds it blocked by fat-ass walrus, finds marin on the beach.::

Marin: "lalalala! look at trees! look at sea! look at gulls! look at coconuts!"

Link: "can we make love now?"

Marin: "yeah sure why not?" [make sweet love on beach.]

::goes through all the dungeons, enters egg, finds shadow bosses.::

Link: "i'm scared!" [wets tunic]

Shadows: "hahaha! you pathetic fool!"

Link: "hey my flashlight!" [shines it at shadows, shadows dissappear.]

Wind Fish: "yawn. man what a hangover."

Link: "you too huh?"

Wind Fish: "yeah, hey link dude, i'm the wind fish!"

Link: [looks at him] "you look more like a whale."

Wind Fish: "no, i'm a fish."

Link: "dude, you look like a whale."

Wind Fish: "i'm a fish."

Link: "no you're not, you should be called the wind whale."

Wind Whale: "sounds like your new game, hey!" [looks at name] "how'd you do that?"

Link: "i have a contract."

Wind Whale: "ah, well, time to make the island dissapear."

Link: "what? i only screwed marin once!"

Wind Whale: "tough balls, it's goin' kaput!"

Link: "you suck!"

Wind Whale: "no you suck!"

Link: "you suck!"

Wind Whale: "you suck!

Link: "you suck!"

Wind Whale: "you suck!"

Link: "you double suck!"

Wind Whale: "you triple suck!"

Link: "you suck times a million!"

Wind Whale: "you suck a times a million and one!!! there!" [sticks out tounge]

Link: "you fiend!"

Wind Whale: "goodbye wanker!"

Link: [as he's dissapearing:] "well you're a wind wanker!"

Wind Wanker: "oh he's good." [looks at name] "aw hell naw!!!"

::island dissapears, link dies of starvation at sea.::


I dedicate this entry to my Grampa.

current mood: blah

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Saturday, August 21st, 2004
1:21 pm
I AM BORED OUT OF MY- Nevermind I found the key.

Well I guess this entry was useless. No no there's always more room to put Screenshots. ALWAYS. Let's see.. I will put as I collect. Also- ANABEL our apartment will have these on your wall. Maybe not. I assume I'd place them on your ceiling, let's say- right above your bed.

First I wanna ride Epona....

Extreme Skipping or Devils Rope. What about Extreme Devil's Rope-Skip? :| (Is this guy as bad or worse than the vagina plant?)

current mood: groggy

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Sunday, August 15th, 2004
10:56 pm - YAY... well not really

7:00- Practised saxophone, hmm.. well just took it out and assembled it.
7:02- Fell asleep.
10:00- Woke up to my horror of the saxophone.

What a life. ANABEL HAS A BOYYFRIEND... and he has a lot of crayons :O!

WHOA today was good! I laughed a lot! And then I got driunkdk.. Uh oh Ronald please no more RUM :S. NEVERMIND I LIKE IT :D

current mood: drunk

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Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
6:46 pm


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Wednesday, August 4th, 2004
10:38 pm - YAY!
How to make a marie

5 parts intelligence

1 part humour

5 parts joy
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lustfulness and enjoy!

current mood: cranky

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Sunday, August 1st, 2004
12:59 am - Fucking A
How to make a poules

5 parts intelligence

1 part self-sufficiency

1 part beauty
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum!


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Isn't that cute? Just like me :D *Dances around Anabel* I win the Beauty Contest- "Just like in real life."

current mood: chipper

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Saturday, July 31st, 2004
11:52 pm - WTF ANABEL
I SAW YOU ONLINE, YOU INTERNET PROSTITUA! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY HI? Damnit Anabel I know you saw my blocked ass on msn WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY HELLO?? G-DAMNIT. Anyways, if you don't read this I'm coming over today to play street hockey, or if the equipment is gone, beat you at ANY GAME of YOUR CHOICE *grin*.

My stupid dad wants to go on a dumb picnic or something and I have to go which pisses the hell out of me. It's happening on monday for the long weekend. "Family time." PFFFF fuck THAT.

current mood: cranky

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4:56 am - I say it's about frikken time I did this.
>i n f o r m a t i o n
1. name: Universe, Queen of (Marie)
2. single or taken: Shut up, please
3. sex: Yes please!
4. birthday: 1988/25/07
5. sign: Leo
6. siblings: Brothers, alex, georgio, and bria
7. hair colour: brun
8. eye colour: White
9. shoe size: 8 1/2 or 9
10. height: shesh says 5'6.. Ab's measurements say 5'4... so i guess it's 5'5.
11. hometown: TEE DOT

>r e l a t i o n s h i p s
1. who is your best friend?: Country Bourbon
2. do you have a girlfriend?: Shut up
3. longest relationship?: I don't know, a week.
4. do you indulge in random hook-ups?: Hanging wet laundry.
5. still have feelings for anyone you've been in a past relationship with?: :O!!! No.
6. do you currently have a crush?: Yeah.
7. does someone have a crush on you?: Bah.
8. last date you went on?: Yesterday at Anabels house. Yeah, I know, we're pathetic L:(
9. favourite place to go on a date?: Fuck off
10. who in your family are you closest to?: Whichever is in my room

>f a s h i o n | s t u f f
1. where is your favourite place to shop?: Food Court
2. have any tattoos or piercings?: yep
3. what is your favourite thing to wear?: Socks
4. what is a must have accessory? : Underwear
5. how much is the most you've ever spent on a single item of clothing?: I have no idea
6. do you match your belt with your hair colour?: Just so happens brown belts aren't rare.
7. what are you wearing right now?: Ratty things
8. how many pairs of shoes do you own?: School shoes and normal ones

>s p e c i f i c s
1. do you do drugs?: Im on them right now
2. what kind of shampoo do you use?: Drug shampoo
3. what are you most scared of?: Dumb questions
4. what are you listening to right now?: A.F.I -The Leaving Song Part II
5. who is the last person that called you?: *sigh*.. Leonard :S
6. how many buddies are online right now?: 19
7. what are essentials in your life?: You know, dumb stuff, like Oxygen and Water
8. if you had the power to do any one thing, what would it be?: Making people explode. Mentally.

>h a v e | y o u | e v e r
1. smoked?: My dad told me to try his pipe- I almost died. I get why he did that.
2. bungee jumped?: SHUT UP
3. made yourself throw up?: Yeah but I ate something poisonous.
4. cried when someone died?: My pets :(
5. used someone?: As we speak
6. been rejected?: As we speak

>c u r r e n t
1. hair: Yes
2. music: Metallica- I disappear
3. make-up: Neon green eyeshadow and matching lipstick
4. annoyance: We'll need a whole new journal entry for that one
5. scent: Computer rot
6. desktop picture: Alice- Tea Party Scene
7. dvd in player: Road to Perdition- I tried to get Anabel but she ran, so I never played it

current mood: drained

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Thursday, July 29th, 2004
10:53 am - DOREEN!
NICE PARTAY! Im full and content :). Tomorrow mine (I think.. O.o.)


current mood: tired

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